Twat Blocker
Twat Blocker by Youdontneedtoknow May 6, 2012
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Twat blocked: is when a man is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a woman due to interuptions, jealousy, etc. (Cock blocked is when a woman is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a man due to interuptions,jealousy, etc.)
twat blocked by Samaanthaa2017 January 20, 2018
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Twat Blocker • twat blocked • twotblocker • Twat Locker • twat • twat waffle • Twat Swatter • twat swat • twat shot • twat rocket
twotblocker
noun
1. When a man is flirting with a woman. Another man sees that they are flirting and begins flirting with that women, exclusively to the first man. This prevents the first man from getting sex with the woman.
2. A man who is trying to prevent another man from getting sex. He does this by flirting with the girl the original man planned on having sex with.
1. When a man is flirting with a woman. Another man sees that they are flirting and begins flirting with that women, exclusively to the first man. This prevents the first man from getting sex with the woman.
2. A man who is trying to prevent another man from getting sex. He does this by flirting with the girl the original man planned on having sex with.
1. I was real close to getting her in bed, until Johnny walked in and turned it into a real twotblocker.
2. That chick had a thing for me, until the twotblocker started talking to her.
2. That chick had a thing for me, until the twotblocker started talking to her.
twotblocker by fushahb20815 May 17, 2009
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