Tv static 

A slang term for cum.

"You ever just accidentally shoot some TV static in your mouth?" - Elias
"Why does your shit taste like TV static?" - Cassandra

Tv static by Truthfully Shady January 31, 2021

Tv static 

The stinging sensation you get in your limbs after sleeping on them or not moving them for a long time

Today I woke up with a tv static arm. it wouldn't stop

Tv static by Kajmarez August 25, 2023

Lifetime Tv Station 

The biggest piece of crap tv station ever created that plays nothing but movies of men raping women, men killing women, women PSMing, and slutty teenage whores getting pregnant because i guess thats what women like to watch but really no.

"I had a really fun time watching that movie where a 14 year old girl gets knocked up by that 50- year old guy on the Lifetime Tv Station since we are women and this is what we like to watch," said one girl to the other girl.

Lifetime Tv Station by Tommy Cera August 2, 2008