Definitions by Kajmarez

Rule 34 artist 

The only things in the universe that can move faster than light

How the fuck did a rule 34 artist make this 40 minutes after the amazing digital circus was announced?

Rule 34 artist by Kajmarez October 22, 2023

Adolf rizzler

The man that doesn't just get bitches, he conquers them.

Adolf rizzler is on a rampage in Europe

Adolf rizzler by Kajmarez September 9, 2023

Tv static 

The stinging sensation you get in your limbs after sleeping on them or not moving them for a long time

Today I woke up with a tv static arm. it wouldn't stop

Tv static by Kajmarez August 25, 2023

12.31.23

The last day of 2023 in American date notation
Kinda similar to 12.12.12 or 02.22.22

12.31.23 is the perfect date

12.31.23 by Kajmarez July 11, 2023

qetuoadgjlwryipsfhkzxcvbnm 

Well adventurer, you must be quite bored. After you typed qetuosfhkxvnqetuoadgjlzcbm and mbczljgdapiyrwnvxkhfsouteq and found out they're defined, you decided to type every second letter of the first 2 rows then type the third row you normally. You hoped to be the first one to search this, but you're not.

What if I type qetuoadgjlwryipsfhkzxcvbnm?
Damm, it's defined

qetuoadgjlwryipsfhkzxcvbnm by Kajmarez May 28, 2023

qaplwsokedijrfuhtgymnbvcxz

Shit you type when you're really fucking bored

-Yo yesterday I was so bored I typed the upper two rows of the keyboard diagonaly, alternating left and right and then i typed the bottom row backwards. I got qaplwsokedijrfuhtgymnbvcxz
-holy shit that's boredom

qaplwsokedijrfuhtgymnbvcxz by Kajmarez January 4, 2023

Pivot animator 

The program that would com pre installed on school computers where you can animate stick figures using joints
You would make stupid shit in it and show it to your friends innstead of doing what the teacher told you to do

11 year old: Look at the animation made in Pivot animator(stick figure masturbating)
another 11 year old: (trying to hold back laughter)

Pivot animator by Kajmarez July 31, 2022