Kajmarez's definitions

Rule 34 artist

The only things in the universe that can move faster than light

How the fuck did a rule 34 artist make this 40 minutes after the amazing digital circus was announced?

by Kajmarez October 22, 2023

qaplwsokedijrfuhtgymnbvcxz

Shit you type when you're really fucking bored

-Yo yesterday I was so bored I typed the upper two rows of the keyboard diagonaly, alternating left and right and then i typed the bottom row backwards. I got qaplwsokedijrfuhtgymnbvcxz
-holy shit that's boredom

by Kajmarez January 4, 2023

12.31.23

The last day of 2023 in American date notation
Kinda similar to 12.12.12 or 02.22.22

12.31.23 is the perfect date

by Kajmarez July 11, 2023

Tv static

The stinging sensation you get in your limbs after sleeping on them or not moving them for a long time

Today I woke up with a tv static arm. it wouldn't stop

by Kajmarez August 25, 2023

Adolf rizzler

The man that doesn't just get bitches, he conquers them.

Adolf rizzler is on a rampage in Europe

by Kajmarez September 9, 2023

gfrtyhbvcdeujnxswikmzaqolp

When you are bored to the extremes. You try to find an original qwerty keyboard arrangement. You type in a spiral, but it looks like someone has already done it

John: I typed in gfrtyhbvcdeujnxswikmzaqolp into urban dictionary but it was already defined!
Matt: Bruh

by Kajmarez July 19, 2022

mznxbcvqpwoeirutyalskdjfhg

You have reached a pinnacle of boredom, so you tried typing in the bottom row back and forth, then the top row, then the middle one. Looks like someone has already done it. Keep searching!

I am so fucking bored I typed in mznxbcvqpwoeirutyalskdjfhg into urban dictionary

by Kajmarez July 19, 2022