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Tuscan Sunglasses 

The action of draping ones scrotum over the bridge of the nose of the recipient, so the testes are shielding the eyeballs. Best used when said recipient is sleeping.
My cousin in law used Tuscan Sunglasses to shield his wife from evil dreams.
Tuscan Sunglasses by goodat March 18, 2010

Tuscan Sidewinder 

You dip your cock in extra virgin olive oil, then tomato sauce, sprinkle oregano, and romano chesse. Thwap dick in her mouth.
Kevin gave Cooper the Tuscan Sidewinder after the Italian Festal in the North End. That's AMORE!!!

Tuscan Sizzler 

A sexual act, rarely performed and little known outside of its native Tuscany. The Sizzler is performed when the man, after sufficient stimulation, ejaculates in the women's hair while standing behind her, and proceeds to pour gasoline all over her, punch her in the back of the head, and light her aflame with either a match, or a lit cigarette (as the situation calls for). The flame should be subsequently put out after a period of one to two minutes, though it can simply be left to burn, depending on the mood of the performer towards the recipient. The purpose of the Tuscan Sizzler is to test the limits of trust between giver and receiver, and to provide a degree of entertainment otherwise unseen in most sexual interplay, because I mean really, who doesn’t like to want to light someone on fire at least once in their life? That's right everybody does.
I accidentally killed my highschool girlfriend giving her the old "Tuscan Sizzler." It was still hilarious though. I mean, I'd do it again. I'm wierd like that.

Under the Tuscan Sun 

Happiness in a glass. A mixed drink containing grape flavored vodka and orange juice. The name originated due to how incredibly delightful the drink tastes.
Amanda and Jenna were listening to Third Eye Blind and drinking some Under the Tuscan Suns. Good times.
Under the Tuscan Sun by Jemanda March 30, 2009

Tuskany-Sky 

Tuskany-Sky is a bad bitch. That is stubborn and petty who also holds grudges over the smallest things. She is THAT bitch.
Tuskany-Sky = Bad bitch of the century
Tuskany-Sky by Bhadbz October 20, 2019

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.9.Tropicana Fruit Roll Up Down Left Right.9.Rapid Eye Movement Is Moving Eraser Materials As Well As Objects From Viewpoints.9.Tuscana Samuela.9.