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turtle penis 

someone that takes a long time to get laid.
My brother is 21 and hasnt gotten laid yet, so he is a turtle penis
turtle penis by olbaid222 October 11, 2009

Turtle penis 

The long purple penis of a turtle that is straw-like
Turtle penis by Frostydaddy123 December 9, 2016

Turtle penis 

a man's penis receding or shrinking because of seeing or experiencing something extremely unattractive.
I saw your mom's pubes, and they gave me a turtle penis.
Turtle penis by Mattameru April 16, 2015

Turtle Penis 

When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!
That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.
Turtle Penis by GAYturtleSEX July 8, 2020

Holy turtle penis 

When you are extemely surprised, just like OMFG
something like:

TWO GUYS PLAYIONG A VIDEOGAME
A:HEY, YOU
INCREDIBLE MOVE*

B: HOLY TURTLE PENIS!

Penis Turtle 

A neckless "beefcake". A man who is on serious steroids and is built like a brick shit house
You need to lay off the steroids.... You look like a penis turtle.
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
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