Turtle Man 

A You Tube celebrity that wades in drainage ditches to hunt snapping turtles. He is currently up to 1.8 Million hits. He might be one of the biggest hillbillies of all time. His technique is to feel out the turtles with his feet and then yank them up and shriek out loud. Heeee-yip!

Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."

Did you see the Turtle Man get bit by that huge snapper?

Turtle Man by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010

Turtle Man 

A nickname Ethan Dolan gave to himself when he saw a picture of him making a face that looked similar to one of a turtle.🐢👨

Stacy:Oh look its Ethan Dolan making that turtle face again. Me:TURTLE MAN!!!

Turtle Man by Mannny345 December 10, 2017

Turtle man 

When having sex with your partner right before ejaculating, you grab the back of their head and do to the turtle man call (yeeeeyeeeeyeee.) and then pin her down so she can't bite you and the ejaculate right into her face and scream LIVE ACTION. When complete with the deed, carefully wrap up the catch with the comforter, remove from the house and release safely into the wild completely naked and unharmed

I brought that girl back from the bar and gve her the turtle man.

Turtle man by THE T MAN August 1, 2013

Turtle man 

The creepy neighbor who you think likes his turtles to ducking much and throws birthday parties for them in his backyard which gets very uncomfortable when he asks the children to come over and celebrate it with him.

Mother:it's time to go inside
Kids:why?
Mother whispers:turtle man is out now hurry!

Turtle man by Getyogoblinsoutmygoddamnhouse May 9, 2019

turtle man 

a turtle thats a man

hey look, its turtle man!

turtle man by turtle man 5 September 28, 2018

man turtle 

90% turtle 10% man.A vere slow unmanly person

You are such a man turtle!

man turtle by sapireriana May 26, 2009

Turtle Claw man 

a shelled man with a claw named Zac Neil Smith that lives in yukon oklahoma who drives a 72 buick shell with a 400 big claw

Zac Smith is amoung the few turtle claw man living today

Turtle Claw man by A&G1234 July 10, 2009