turtle jiz 

a code name for beer, usually bud light.

hey nick, get the turtle jiz out of the room before your mom sees it.

turtle jiz by josh the shit August 18, 2008

turtle jiz  

code name for beer usally bud light

Josh I heard your parents found your turtle jiz that was in the back of your car.

turtle jiz by N Kasper August 24, 2008

Turtle Jiz  

a code word meaning beer usally bud light

Turtle Jiz is whats for dinner

Josh i heard your parents found all that turtle jiz in the trunk of your car that sucks

Turtle Jiz by n_kasper September 28, 2008

Turtle jiz  

a code word for beer so your parents wont kno what your talkin about usally bud light

Turlte jiz is whats for dinner

dude nick my parents flipped when they found that turtle jiz in the back of my car

Turtle jiz by nkasper August 27, 2008

Jizz Turtle 

1. Jizz that comes out shaped like a turtle.
2. Someone who has problems ejaculating.
3. A turtle covered in jizz.

(1)"Dude did you see that guys jizz turtle!"

Jizz Turtle by Jesus Was A Robot August 15, 2008

Jewish Jizz Turtle

A man of the Jewish Religion who likes to enockulate or spackle his load of semem over a single turtle or a group of turtles in the wild;

a: Can also be done in a group setting with multiple Jews and a single or lone turtle

Hey do you want to play Jewish Jizz Turtle?

Jewish Jizz Turtle by Pseudo affedrin April 3, 2016