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turtle jiz  

code name for beer usally bud light
Josh I heard your parents found your turtle jiz that was in the back of your car.
turtle jiz by N Kasper August 24, 2008

Turtle Jiz  

a code word meaning beer usally bud light
Turtle Jiz is whats for dinner

Josh i heard your parents found all that turtle jiz in the trunk of your car that sucks
Turtle Jiz by n_kasper September 28, 2008

Turtle jiz  

a code word for beer so your parents wont kno what your talkin about usally bud light
Turlte jiz is whats for dinner

dude nick my parents flipped when they found that turtle jiz in the back of my car
Turtle jiz by nkasper August 27, 2008

Jizz Turtle 

1. Jizz that comes out shaped like a turtle.
2. Someone who has problems ejaculating.
3. A turtle covered in jizz.
(1)"Dude did you see that guys jizz turtle!"
Jizz Turtle by Jesus Was A Robot August 15, 2008

Jewish Jizz Turtle

A man of the Jewish Religion who likes to enockulate or spackle his load of semem over a single turtle or a group of turtles in the wild;

a: Can also be done in a group setting with multiple Jews and a single or lone turtle
Hey do you want to play Jewish Jizz Turtle?
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