Turtle chaser

A slow driver in the left lane on a highway, and being passed by people in the further right lanes.

Gebs1: Im boxed in and this turtle chaser is makin' me mad!

Gebs2: It's either an old person or woman, they always go slow in the left lane.

wait for it......

Gebs1: yup, old peron.

by Kmoney756 March 9, 2010

Chase the Turtle

Chasing the turtle refers to consuming Xanax in order to slow down, or chill. Xanax is often used after using other recreational drugs (with stimulant or insomniac properties) in order to induce sleep or enter a "come-down" period. As a turtle is a slow animal, chasing the turtle naturally means to slow down, usually after a long night of partying.

Hey man, you're pretty wired after doing that blow, maybe you should chase the turtle.

by Uncle Apple May 24, 2011