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Turtle Tracks 

Those unquestionable signs that a turtle has been taking a peek out the back door. Skid marks on one's undergarments as the result of turtleheading.
I pulled off me trousers and to my dismay, I found another set of turtle tracks. I can't wait until they finish renovating the third floor bathroom!
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turtle tracks 

To make turtle tracks = to leave.
I'm bored... let's make turtle tracks.
turtle tracks by sam harris July 6, 2005

Turtle Tracks 

Turtle tracks are when a chick with exceptionally long meat curtains, a.k.a pussy lips walks on the beach in sand dragging her meat curtains leaving a trail like a turtle does, one would call that turtle tracks!
Sara wanted to take a break from all her promiscuity and take a walk on the beach. Little did she know she was leaving turtle tracks in the sand for all her guy friends to follow.
Turtle Tracks by Shucky Kunt February 10, 2019
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