Turtle Pope

Best character in elden ring. He is the embodiment of all that is holy and right in the world and if attacked you will have a 100,000,000 bounty put on your head and will be hunted down by john wick. You can't kill the john wick.

I accidently killed the turtle pope and John Wick invaded my world and when he killed me he corrupted my save file.

Turtle Pope by TurtlePopeFollower March 25, 2022

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turtlepoker

The act of upon spreading your legs and putting the turtles head toward "The girl" and waiting for it to stick it's head out.

My husband could not please me so I speaded my legs and let my pet turtle please me by doing the turtlepoker move, and wow it was amazing.

turtlepoker by oogelle January 16, 2010

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TURTLEPOP

You or a partner tucking your penis into your ballsack and then getting a boner.

Sarah gave me an awsome turtlepop.

TURTLEPOP by Jesus66666 September 3, 2018

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