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Turbowanker 

Male that masturbates with very fast hand movements in order to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible
Dude: "I think I'm going to beat off before class starts"

Other Dude: "Whoow dude, class starts in less than two minutes!!"

Dude: "No prob, I'm a Turbowanker"
Turbowanker by The Swaffle King August 24, 2014
Related Words
TURRRÓN??? TURRRRRÓN!!!
The item Ena, my beloved, receives from the merchant in Temptation Stairway. She later gives it away to the Shepard.
"I'm horrendously sorry, but I've been assigned to a sacred mission and I ought to make haste"
"TURRÓN!"
Turrón by murandameem March 5, 2021
As in pulling a Tarrow, saying something outlandish that makes you seem liek a complete and utter moron, but justifying it by calling someone dude or dogg.
An example would be "I run a 4.2 40 dogg, yes dude i do i swear dogg"

or "Cmon dude i skate with the wings in trainign camp, yeah i do duuuuuude"

I pulled a Tarrow by telling this girl I own the Denver Broncos

turbowank 

A turbowank is a a form of masturbation by which an individual speedily pleasures one’s self to a climax, an accelerated version of a normal wank.
Jimmy wanted post-nut clarity when thinking about texting his ex, but was almost late to a meeting.

So, Jimmy had a turbowank; he decided not to text his ex, and was on time to his meeting - success!
turbowank by dababy101 May 21, 2020

Turdowski 

one who loves to ski on a pile of turd
Turdowski's dream job of being a cleaner of London sewers has been fulfilled
The only way George W. Bush can pronounce the word "Terror".
Turror by IrishBandageMan May 22, 2006