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Turner Dick 

Noun
The reaction a person has when the penis experience is so awful it makes the person receiving the penis turn around.
She almost threw up after receiving that turner dick
Turner Dick by anonymous February 24, 2023

Dick Turner 

One becomes a "Dick Turner" when one gets drunk and fails to have the courtesy of sobering up before going about their daily grind, thus ruining other people's days by their drunkard actions.

You may have spotted a Dick Turner when you find someone who:

1. Does not use his/her inside voice.
2. Carries a solid colored coffee cup.
3. Is chronically irritable.
4. Cannot carry a conversation.
5. Disrupts the work place.
6. Walks around with their chest all out.
"Don't be such a dick turner"


Normal Guy - "You failed me again Dick, you better sober up before you teach that trig class"

Dick Turner - "WHUUUUUUUHHH!?!?!!?"
Dick Turner by OG Branflake January 4, 2009

dick mouth turner 

one who kisses a bitch who suck dick for a living;
woah, look at that dick mouth turner
dick mouth turner by Onuohah December 19, 2008

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026