Turn your head
Turn your head by Lunacross April 3, 2023
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turn your head and cough
when a doctor slaps on some latex gloves... holds onto ur balls (if u have them) & tells u to turn your head & cough as he feels your spine for a hernia... or at least thats what he tells u he's doing
turn your head and cough by Lindsay B. August 10, 2006
Turn Your Head and Cough
When a total stranger (a.k.a. certified doctor) grabs a pair of blue colorful gloves, or sometimes white if he's in a good mood. Asks you to drop your pants and underwear, studies your chode for a moment, thinks a sick joke about your size, politely asks you to "turn your head and cough." Reaches down, grabs your family jewels and "studies" them, while your thinking "is this guy really a doctor..."
Doctor Strange:
Ok, young man are you ready for your physical?
You:
Uhhhhhh, sure...
Doctor Strange:
Ok, so can you kindly unbutton your pants and take off your underwear so I can check?
You:
Uhmmmm check for what?
Doctor Strange:
Oh you funny boy I need to check your testicles if you have a sickness or else you won't be able to play any sports.
You:
Uhhhhmmmm, if you say so...
Doctor Strange:
"Hahaha, gets them every time... Oh we have another 3 incher"
Doctor Strange:
Ok, let me just get these little gloves here so we may begin. You ready. Turn your head and cough, please.
Ok, young man are you ready for your physical?
You:
Uhhhhhh, sure...
Doctor Strange:
Ok, so can you kindly unbutton your pants and take off your underwear so I can check?
You:
Uhmmmm check for what?
Doctor Strange:
Oh you funny boy I need to check your testicles if you have a sickness or else you won't be able to play any sports.
You:
Uhhhhmmmm, if you say so...
Doctor Strange:
"Hahaha, gets them every time... Oh we have another 3 incher"
Doctor Strange:
Ok, let me just get these little gloves here so we may begin. You ready. Turn your head and cough, please.
Turn Your Head and Cough by TheRealDoctorPepper January 29, 2010
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