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turkish meatball 

when you ball up a piece of shit and fry it, then serving it to a close friend
My roommate told me how he served his little brother a Turkish Meatball the week before leaving for college.
turkish meatball by jordy ross March 5, 2009

Turkish Meatball 

Have the willing female have a large fiber enriched meal, prior to performing this act. When the willing female is ready to shit, perform anal sex and drop a load inside. The woman will then shit on a warm surface and the jizz and shit will mix together. Mold into meatballs and enjoy.
The spaghetti was lacking toppings so she added some turkish meatballs.
Turkish Meatball by Chip Henderson November 23, 2009

Turkish meatball 

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Turkish meatball by Lolly daddy April 16, 2021
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