Turkish Meatball

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When a retarded, down syndrome, midget is drunk and drives a car into a turkish hot dog stand mistaking it for a speed bump, gets thrown from the vehicle, and gets smacked in the sack with a vietnamese baby.

I might have gotten botulism from my undercooked Turkish Meatball.

Turkish Meatball by I'm gay...? December 1, 2009

turkish meatball

when you ball up a piece of shit and fry it, then serving it to a close friend

My roommate told me how he served his little brother a Turkish Meatball the week before leaving for college.

turkish meatball by jordy ross March 5, 2009

Turkish Meatball

Have the willing female have a large fiber enriched meal, prior to performing this act. When the willing female is ready to shit, perform anal sex and drop a load inside. The woman will then shit on a warm surface and the jizz and shit will mix together. Mold into meatballs and enjoy.

The spaghetti was lacking toppings so she added some turkish meatballs.

Turkish Meatball by Chip Henderson November 23, 2009

Turkish meatball

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Turkish meatball by Lolly daddy April 16, 2021

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026