Turkey Oven 

When you pull the covers over your significant other's head, and then shit the bed. Like a dutch oven, but with a little extra.

We broke up because I gave her a Turkey Oven last night and she threw up.

Turkey Oven by Tommy Velvet November 29, 2020

Dutch oven turkey 

When you fart in your friends face under the bedsheet covers and smear a blend of poop and mustard on them as the finishing act

Maverick awoke to an awful stench and orange crust on his bedsheets suspecting that Brad gave him a Dutch Oven Turkey the night previous.

Dutch oven turkey by Pissball_33 July 29, 2025

turkey in the oven 

Means that he has blow, or he's got the blow.

Yo playa you got that turkey in the oven?

turkey in the oven by Mark2dWill December 11, 2007

Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Oven

When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.

M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*

Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Oven by moosir2u September 22, 2011