Turd locked

A person who is constipated

Jimmy has been turd locked since last week!

by izayo102 January 10, 2013

Turd Lock

Being constipated due to being forced to hold back to keep from shitting your pants... And class just started.

Not to be confused with "Vapor Lock "

Louis: Hey Jason! What do you say about going out, have a beer or two?

Jason: I can't tonight. I got horrible stomach cramps because I was afraid I would "Shart" in gym class. I think I held it a little too long and now I have a "turd lock"."

by matterri April 23, 2017

Turd lock

A turd or piece of turd caught in a lock of hair typically an animal.

Aw shit the cat has another turd lock

by Mushishi February 23, 2020