by Thebomb.gov December 16, 2016
Get the Turd bag mug.A bagel one encounters on the ground with a turd placed on top of it. The bagel can be any flavor but needs to be complete and entire- portions of bagels do not count. The location of the bagel is generally the sidewalk, but a turd bagel could theoretically be found anywhere. The turd should be large enough to cover and crown the bagel hole, so it is usually a large dog or human turd.
"Holy shit! Watch out, you almost stepped on that turd bagel!"
Also- Al Franken is a total turd bagel.
Also- Al Franken is a total turd bagel.
by Bronx Betty April 3, 2013
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Similar to cheese bagging but highly more violent and somewhat unpleasant in nature. A Male who claims to have done a spot of 'turd bagging' will generally carry himself in a particular manner, unmistakably different to the company of friends he keeps.
Part 1: One hour before anal sex, the male will unload a freshly laid turd onto a plate and place in the freezer.
Part 2: During anal sex, the male will produce his frozen turd at point of climax, proceed to reach around his partner from behind and begin to hack out his partners eyes using the frozen turd like a dagger. The unprovoked attack on the eye region causes the partner to tense up and spasm, which inturn increases the pleasure for the Turd Bagger. This is Turd Bagging
Part 2: During anal sex, the male will produce his frozen turd at point of climax, proceed to reach around his partner from behind and begin to hack out his partners eyes using the frozen turd like a dagger. The unprovoked attack on the eye region causes the partner to tense up and spasm, which inturn increases the pleasure for the Turd Bagger. This is Turd Bagging
by Anthony Crane January 28, 2008
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Get the Turd Bagel mug.Anyone who has a dog and has picked up the dogs feces and placed it in a plastic bag is defined as a "turd bagger".
by Jay Marc June 22, 2018
Get the Turd bagger mug.Someone who has a foul attitude, is rude to others, and makes life miserable for everyone else due to them bagging turds all day in a room by themselves.
My teacher is such a turdbagger.
by Golden arrow January 3, 2016
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