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Tur-bush (noun/n.) - Having a long braided bush (pubes) sometimes dyed in an odd color and covered in turds or poop.
Yeah man the bitch was fine as hell but had a nasty turbush
Turbush by Dizz Nasty May 18, 2013
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Synonymous with "wow", a term used by Texas Aggie faithful to express disbelief of coaching decisions or situations generally considered dumb;

Oft-used term on TexAgs message board in place of "wow"
>"I can't believe we just did that..."
>>"Yeah, Torbush..."
Torbush by E. King Gill May 4, 2008

turboshit 

The name given to the activity of shitting really fast. Especially used by disorganised people who dont have the shit-management gene and usually find themselves running to the bog hoping to 'send a sausage to the seaside' quickly because theyve got more important things to do.

Also used by internet junkies who find that logging on acts like a laxative and makes them want to 'log off'.

Often used to describe the vast quantities of crap produced by the above mentioned activity.
You should have seen it mate, I had a turboshit and it was poking out of the pan!

Ive got 30 seconds before she gets here, ill have a turboshit, no time to wash my hands.
turboshit by missadventure November 4, 2006

turkush delight 

The little treat resulting from when, in a final act of desparation in the midst of a marijuana drought, you scrape all the blackened remnants of resin from your pipe and coat it with a meager dusting of keef from your pathetically empty grinder
Audrey: You know, we could just go buy weed from my neighbors
Jon: I’ve actually just used this bobby pin to scrape out enough resin to make a turkush delight
Audrey: Fat bet
turkush delight by willys0ns January 9, 2019

Turboshplegin 

Turboshplegin is when you are so aroused that you cream yourself yet there is nothing sexual present. cream dream
McDonalds ball pits make me Turboshplegin.
Turboshplegin by Turbo ovulation April 28, 2006

Turboshart

An accidental shit when trying to release flatulence through your asses extraction point located between the buttox. Much more powerful than a normal shart.
Turboshart by Tim Urban November 7, 2006

turboshit 

a shit that has built up so much back pressure that it shoots out your ass befor you sit down. And only lasts about five minuts.
i hade to shit so bad that it shot out my ass like a bullit.
my shit was turbo gharged.
i had to take a turboshit so bad i allmost didnt make it.
turboshit by zach bass April 14, 2010
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