Turban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary which is only accessible in the Middle East and India.

Bob: Mom i wanna go to Urban Dictionary
Mom: We have Urban Dictionary at home
Urban Dictionary at home: Turban Dictionary

by Sodonim July 15, 2020

Rusty Turban

Step 1) eat a spicy middle eastern meal. Preferably one rich in spices of curry, fenugreek and cumin. Step 2) take a shit in a plastic grocery bag. Step 3) sneak up behind the unsuspecting victim. Step 4) Slam the bag of shit over their head while yelling "Jihad to the infidels".

Terrance the rogue U.S. Marine took matters into is own hands by removing the headwear of the Taliban member and replacing with a Rusty Turban

by Curtmandingo January 17, 2010

Turban Suburban

A semi truck driven by a person of Indian descent.

Darrel observed a Punjab at the controls of the turban suburban.

by Bigdummie April 15, 2021

Turban Dictionary

A dictionary used to document Middle Eastern slang.

I would be completely lost reading Turban Dictionary.

by Diggity Monkeez April 26, 2005

Burpin turban

1. The name of a shitty Indian bar
2. A product to scare away infidels which is conveniently priced at $5.99

3. Something a female friend can “play with” only while riding in a suburban and listening to Keith Urban

Yeah baby got your bitch in my suburban, she playin with my burpin turban. And we bumpin to Keith Urban

by RkoIsLife1738 April 5, 2021

Dick Turban

Meaning: (i) condom, love glove or protective sheath used for safe fornication; (ii) ritualistic headdress religiously wrapped around the anointed head in anticipation of consummation with a divine being; (iii) something that curiously sounds very much like the name of the Illinois Senator, Dick Durbin.

Yo Kumar, unless you want to be the baby daddy, you best safety wrap your boy--don your dick turban!

by jinmao August 12, 2008

urban turban

a shirt half-folded and wrapped around your head

mowed the lawn today, so i rocked the urban turban - you know

by warhungry May 31, 2010