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Tunnel Jew 

Jews who build and reside in tunnels under New York City with Brooklyn Synagogues as the central hub. They decorate their tunnels with strollers and highchairs. The preferred bed of the Tunnel Jew is blood-soaked matresses. The Tunnel Jew also has a tendency to fight against the NYPD (it's natural enemy) at every available opportunity.
Under NYC lives Tunnel Jews.
Tunnel Jew by Pelosi Hammered Me January 15, 2024

Tunnel Jew 

The greediest type of human you can imagine.
Customs had me pay $30 clearance on a $25 item, such tunnel jews.
Tunnel Jew by Noticer69 January 16, 2024

Tunnel Jew 

Jerry Curl Jews who were so jealous the Muslims were making tunnels, they they decided to make their own under NYC. Typically they are against the support of Israel and rumored to support human trafficking.
“DUDE!! I’m not crazy! At night I can hear Yiddish under my living room floor. It has to be the Tunnel Jews
Tunnel Jew by Pet_My_Chia January 20, 2024

Tunnel Jew 

New York Jews who make tunnels under New York City. They can be seen emerging from sewer drains in the night and heard by some 1st floor NYC residents.
“Bro I swear I’m not crazy! I can hear Yiddish under my living room floor at night. It has to be the Tunnel Jews.”
Tunnel Jew by Pet_My_Chia January 20, 2024

Jew Tunnel 

Tunnel in NYC excavated by the Chabad-Lubavitch synagogue for unknown purposes which have baby strollers and suspicious stained mattresses in them.
Mike: "I swear I'm hearing someone speaking Yiddish under my apartment..."
Fred: "It's the Jew Tunnel."
Jew Tunnel by bahnum12 January 11, 2024

Jew tunnel 

A tunnel underground leading from one important place to another. Example being the tunnel found in New York leading from a Jewish place of worship to a ritual bath house.
"Hey man, we've been best friends and neighbors for years, would you like to build a jew tunnel between our houses?"

"Like those Jewish guys in New York in 2024?"
"Hell yeah!"
Jew tunnel by WILLLYDONT February 15, 2024

jewish tunnel 

The act of sticking coins in someone’s prostate then cumming on the coins in the prostate
Hey babe can we do the jewish tunnel tonight i got the coins
jewish tunnel by tolietfart May 1, 2024