Located in Pennsylvania, Tulpehocken is the place you go if you want drugs or easy sex. It's a bunch of rednecks that think they're cool and try to do all the hip new stuff until mommy and daddy yell at them. If you want to be evacuated because of a poptart, this is the school to go to.
by ICanBeYourMothersLover March 11, 2019
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