Tug Life 

A sad, pathetic, malajusted male lifestyle in which the only sexual pleasure gotten is via incessant masterbation. It is progressive in severity and long suffering individuals generally have pornographic tastes that border on illegality.

Denny: "Hey Joe, look at those forty year old losers playing Dungeons and Dragons!"

Joe: "Muthafuckers been living the Tug Life for ages!"

Tug Life by John Ripper June 1, 2012

Tuglife 

A term used to describe someone who works on a tugboat and thinks they're hard. A riff on thug life. Usually they last for less than a year.

Clayton has been tugging the barges for less than a month and already got a tuglife tattoo.

Tuglife by KSC707 April 28, 2020

tuglife 

Tuglife is different from thuglife

Tuglife is basically when someone who isnt an actual thug is getting treated roughly by life

Morgan: fuck! I banged my chemistry test and got suspended from school
Yasmine: tuglife fr

tuglife by crackiana9000 February 8, 2020