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Tucker's Law

A law inductively arrived at by a Mr. Malcolm Tucker, star of "The Thick of It" and "In the Loop." Tucker's Law goes as such:

If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck up because that cunt's a cunt.
Tucker: Well that's easy then, Tucker's Law!
Tucker: I've got that embroidered on a tea towel at home
by mrPurpleDinosaur2 October 4, 2009
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Tuckers Law

If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up cause that cunt's a cunt.
dude1: do you have a plan?
dude2: na man, lets play it by ear.
dude1: dude... tuckers law man, lets play it safe.
dude2: ..righto.
by thenumbertwo December 21, 2010
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