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tsssst

to approve of something
to like something a lot
to be impressed by a specific action
to express happiness or joy over something
hass
That model is, tsssst.

Daniel: I finished my drawings in five minutes.
Shaky: tsssst.

hass
by K_S_87 April 10, 2010
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That strange sound a person makes when they're laughing but trying to hide it, sort of like the end of the "Badum-Tssss" drum sound.
Jerry: "I hear that Marcela gets SUPER triggered at feminist jokes!"
Class: "Tssst Tsss!"
by WhatTheFaqJustHappened December 4, 2017
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TSSST

1. the sound of a male queef*

*a male queef is also known as the sound of a beer can opening

2. the sound of a beer can opening/a vocal attempt to reenact the sound of a beer can opening. "tssst" can be sprinkled into a conversation liberally. simply put, this onomatopoeia is known to cure all incidents of drama with ease. the mere act of opening said beer can is only a prelude to the inevitable glory to follow (which is probably why the sound is so wonderful). dated back to the early days of king tut, tssst has been an insurmountable sound that should only be revered to as music to a man's ears. even king tut would utilize this sound when he found the hot summer days/drama too much to take. tssst is the best way to let all males in the room know that your drama meter is off the charts and daydreaming about beer is your only escape. they will in turn follow and see to it that a beer is found in a reasonable amount of time**

**when seeking out beer, one must know what exactly beer is. the following beers do not count as drama resolvers nor do they even amount to donkey piss: keystone, keystone light, keystone ice
Emily: so then my dog had to go back for her pedicure and since bobby wouldn't take her i got really stressed out. that reminds me of how somebody stepped on my shoe when i was at the mall. sometimes i just wonder why people are--

George: tssst

(silence)
by Beefy Mcstruggenoff June 13, 2010
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tsssss

if a person wishes to express an amused, but calm reaction, 'tsss' is perfect. the amount of 'ss' reflects the strength of amusement.
'yeah i know you like me. you can pursue me now cuz im single'
- 'tss'

'...and when i woke up i was in this dumpster in connecticut...'
- 'tssssss'
by monopoly.. August 27, 2006
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Tssss

girl: my phone broke
boy: tsssssss sucks to be you
by PRIINCESSSSS January 19, 2017
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Badum TSSSSSSS

the sound effect made by drums when something humorous happens
Someone: *makes a stupid joke*
Drummer in background: *BADUM TSSSSSSSSSS*
by stupidjokesaremyspecialty October 21, 2019
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tssss, um yeeeah...

a sound people make in response to an awkward, unintelligible, or odd comment or question in an attempt to sound like a pretentious prick. Used predominantly by sarcastic assholes and ditzy teenage girls
Nerdy guy: "I'm having a get-together this weekend. It would be great if I could see you there. What do you say?"
Ditzy teenage girl: "tssss, um yeeeah... I don't think so."

Girl walks away, leaving nerdy guy thinking "What a bitch."
by Zegeroth August 4, 2007
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