Trustn't 

Trust and Not put together

Guy 1: I got a girlfriend!
Guy 2: I trustn't you

Trustn't by dorointhedude October 23, 2020

Why I don't trust the Bible 

Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!

Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"

Why I don't trust the Bible by Hym Iam June 19, 2024

Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

A phrase meaning "Mind your own business"

Friend: why are you writing a check to yourself?

Me: Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

Don't ask questions, just trust the process. by Idontsuckcock November 6, 2023

I don't trust like that 

When you're just a normal guy that wants to buy a fine automobile from Harry's car shop, but you're denied because Harry "doesn't trust like that".

A normal man walks into Harry's car shop

"I'd like to buy a fine automobile, maybe one that talks."

"I don't trust like that... Open that button"

"I will not buy if you want me to get naked"

"I'm not saying naked, I'm just--"

"You wanna see my genitals? That's not okay."

I don't trust like that by Temporary Cancer October 26, 2017

If young metro don't trust you 

The intro to almost all the songs produced by music producer Metro Boomin as said by Future.

Future: "If young metro don't trust you, I gon shoot you"

Jimmy: "IF YOUNG METRO DON'T TRUST YOU IMMA SHOOT YOU."
Ron: "No, I don't think he trusts you because you can't even say it right..."

If young metro don't trust you by The haker July 22, 2016

Don't Trust Me 

Insanely popular song by 3OH!3. The best part of which goes like this: 'T-tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian, and I AIN'T FUCKIN' SCARED OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!' It's a great song.

Me: What's your favorite 3OH!3 song?

Anissa: Don't trust me, do you even have to ask?

Don't Trust Me by DoN'tTrUsTtHePyRo April 27, 2009

Young Metro Don't Trust You

Meaning that you are going to be shot soon

If Young Metro don't trust you, I'm gonna shoot you

Young Metro Don't Trust You by MagnumDONG June 16, 2016