True Retard

An idiotic individual who has achieved an entirely new level of retardation in their actions or words.

Brayden: “Hey Eli, your girlfriend is here”

Eli: “What girlfriend? I’m not dating anyone...”

Brayden: *giggles*

Eli: “Congratulations Brayden, you have achieved True Retard. Enjoy bonus studs at the end of your life.”

by Ze Doctor April 9, 2020