Trouser Truffles 

Trouser truffles are the endearing term for testicles used widely by posh cunts & snobby fuckers

Snob "Oh darling lick my trouser truffles"

Posh cunt "oh yes dear"

Trouser Truffles by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 7, 2023

Trouser truffle 

Trouser truffle is the metaphorical mushroom ( a penis ) that grows beneath one's trousers.

I'm tellin' ya bro. When she bent over my trouser truffle went in full bloom.

Trouser truffle by Someyun Gi February 9, 2023