Trouser Trout

Having sex or getting oral sex with your penis sticking out the fly of your pants or jeans.
My girlfriend was horny in the dressing room so I went in and trouser trouted her real good.
by KMag357 December 06, 2020
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Mike Trout, of the Los Angeles Angels of Aneheim’s new nickname after signing a $430 million contract.
Mike Trouser Trout really Trout Slapped Bruce Harper with his record breaking $430 million dollar contract!
by Danimal1981 March 20, 2019
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Similar to a trouser snake but usually employed while standing in a small fishing boat with oars. Primarily involves hanging a freshly caught fish out of the fly of your pants while swearing and giving the finger to passing motor boats.
Hey a-holes check this!! Kiss my trouser trout!! You noisy buggers are scaring the fish.
by CATSASS11 October 03, 2010
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When a man has intercourse with a nasty, rank, woman's vagina and proceeds to not shower within a 5 hour period, therefore causing his dick to smell like a rotten fish.
Jeff suffered from some mean Trouser Trout after that night with the lot-lizard!
by Butler Butt Clogger February 08, 2012
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It's girls night out..the ladies & I are going fishing for trouser trout. Strictly "catch&release" NO KEEPERS! 🤣
by ItsMe78 August 04, 2023
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The penis, in all its glory. A wondrous organ, usually found between the legs on human males. origin of this phrase is uncertain, although it may have something to do with the aroma a male penis can take on when left unwashed for a while...
Stop playing with your trouser trout, Jimmy!
by T. Rouser Trout October 10, 2007
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my trouser trout wants to jump into your lake
by boomer2 July 29, 2003
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