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Troll Stroll 

When a gril pees in your bed after you bring her home from a night at the bars.
Joseph: Steve managed to get Karen into his appartment last night

Peter: Yeah, but she troll strolled and just pissed in his bed
Troll Stroll by Seattle-ian September 23, 2012

Troll Scroll 

Facebook's news feed feature.
Timmy - "Yo Jimbo! Did you notice how many chicks were diggin' my new profile pic?"

Jimbo - "Hell no! I don't even look at that troll scroll, and I damn sure don't want to see what Godless ratchet whores are viewing your jacked up pics!"

Troll Strolling 

When you're retired from the glory days of internet arguing, but you feel that warrior's whimsy of entering the arena one more time. This time the cuts are effortless, precise, but so too you know the retort can't hurt you. You're vision may be strained, you may have grayed, but you are Master & Commander, you are the keyboard warrior.
"Man, what ever happened to Tyrone? Like he was pro Alex Jones, anti Obama crazy guy for 8 years and suddenly his Facebook went silent. Who knows Maurice, I bet he's still out there somewhere on the web, Troll Strolling when there's an injustice happening in some post."

Scroll Troll 

A Troll who posts an extremely large picture post for no reason other than to aggravate people. This forces others trying to make it to the recent post to scroll down through the large picture. This kind of activity can be found on internet forums.
Scroll Troll: (Huge Picture Post)
Person: Dude, shut the fuck up you Scroll Troll.
Scroll Troll by Xavier-Marxel August 26, 2009

Scroll Troll 

A troll who scrolls upward in IRC or an IM client to bring to bear something someone said at least an hour past.
Scroll Troll by dataw0lf March 10, 2005

Scroll-troll 

A person that is connected to you on social media sites. They rarely if ever: comment on post. they do not hit the like, love, get angry or saddened button. They just troll your posts, scroll-trolls view your pictures, watch you videos, literally watch your every move laying in the cut as if dead.
I know numb-nuts is a scroll-troll because Mike told me numb-nuts was raving about my posts.