A troll baby is someone cute but who does trollish things to you or friends. often creates jokes around friends. mostly funny sometimes harmful; always in good fun
A bitch who constantly copy’s your every move, every phrase etc. they want your life and they wanna own you. They also never shut the fuck up and are way too sensitive. They also make everything a competition and can’t take a hint, every one wants this bitch dead and that’s the tea
A baby troll is an Internet troll who is young, isn't very good at trolling (which is an art form perfected by few) and is easy to turn his trolling back on him and wind him up something chronic.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.