Designated Drunk Driver.

An awful thing to do and should always be a joke.

double d's bigger sisters.

Three dots that awkawardly ruin a perfectly good conversation...one generally involving the Ottomans, or bald men of some sort. Usually results in frustrating the person you are conversing with. Would be very awkward if used while talking to said person on the phone or face to face. Super effective in driving chicks away, and old men with beards. Typically used by awkward turtles. Dangerous when overused.

the worst group ever: this group typically likes to cuddle with men and pull beds next to men while they are sleeping.

When one wears their sunglasses backwards on their head/neck and ejaculates onto anothers hair leaving a rad tip frosting similar to the hair of Food Network Star Guy Fieri, the ejaculator must also call out "IT'S THE BOMB" while leaving the deviant deposit.

Short for 'Ding Dong Ditch'.

A game where the dinger will ring a stranger's doorbell and then run to cover and watch the confused victim.

Usually done at night