Triabeetus 

Tri-uh-beet-us Major form of Diabeetus. Hope cannot be considered. The Beetus that has gone beyond Dia. (anything over Dia) Continues in numeric order according to body mass index. Continuation.... Quadribeetus, MuhmuhmuhMonster Beetus, and Infibeetus, until reaching the pinacle stage: ULTRA! ULTRA! ULTRA! ULTRA! Commonly followed by The Gout Foot.

Coffee: (not as in the drink) "Now boys, you can have Diabeetus, but Triabeetus?! GOT-DAYUM! Fat tax is comming soon..."Man, Fuck da Police!"

CALL LIBERTY!!

"Yeah, tested my Beetus today, my OneTouch reads about 150." "Yeah, I got this summ bitch on cruise around 450."

My God Johnson, this beetus is off the charts! Hees gonna go into a fuckin triabetic coma.

Beeting it up with zingers. "Imma Beet It Up"

Triabeetus by Them Flan Boyz September 7, 2009

Triabetes

When a person is three times the weight of the average diabetic.

Young Blood 1: I don't think the word"diabetes" correctly defines that American woman over there.
Young Blood 2: Have you heard of triabetes?

Triabetes by blackandyell0w April 4, 2017

Triabetes

"The one that comes after diabetes." - Woody Harrelson

I have triabetes.

Triabetes by Executive-X February 25, 2023

Triabetes

When someone is three times the weight of an average diabetic.

"Did you see that guy in McDonald's!?"

"Yeah! He must have had triabetes!"

Triabetes by Paulie! April 4, 2017