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Triabeetus 

Tri-uh-beet-us Major form of Diabeetus. Hope cannot be considered. The Beetus that has gone beyond Dia. (anything over Dia) Continues in numeric order according to body mass index. Continuation.... Quadribeetus, MuhmuhmuhMonster Beetus, and Infibeetus, until reaching the pinacle stage: ULTRA! ULTRA! ULTRA! ULTRA! Commonly followed by The Gout Foot.
Coffee: (not as in the drink) "Now boys, you can have Diabeetus, but Triabeetus?! GOT-DAYUM! Fat tax is comming soon..."Man, Fuck da Police!"

CALL LIBERTY!!

"Yeah, tested my Beetus today, my OneTouch reads about 150." "Yeah, I got this summ bitch on cruise around 450."

My God Johnson, this beetus is off the charts! Hees gonna go into a fuckin triabetic coma.

Beeting it up with zingers. "Imma Beet It Up"
Triabeetus by Them Flan Boyz September 7, 2009
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When a person is three times the weight of the average diabetic.
Young Blood 1: I don't think the word"diabetes" correctly defines that American woman over there.
Young Blood 2: Have you heard of triabetes?
Triabetes by blackandyell0w April 4, 2017
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"The one that comes after diabetes." - Woody Harrelson
I have triabetes.
Triabetes by Executive-X February 25, 2023
When someone is three times the weight of an average diabetic.
"Did you see that guy in McDonald's!?"

"Yeah! He must have had triabetes!"
Triabetes by Paulie! April 4, 2017
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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