Trevored-by-proxy
A state of mind that can effect men aged 50+ when bored and sunbathing. Symptoms can have you instinctively messaging societies back home about playing golf on your return. Easily remedied by removing yourself from the sun and taking a very cold shower. Repeat until the thought of reaching back out passes...and focus more on relaxing with your partner on holiday.
You're deluded, you're clearly suffering with Trevored-by-Proxy as you can't come away without thinking about your flippin' golf!
Trevored-by-proxy by wordsmithguru October 9, 2020
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