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by Suisurjgijrsrs October 17, 2020

Treebeard

An Ent from The Lord of The Ring's Trilogy.

One of the most creative creatures from J.R.R. Tolkein's mind, Ents are tree like creatures that are very old and talk very slow.

In the book, Gandalf tells that the Ents are a very mighty force of Good, like how the cave trolls are a mighty force of evil.

Their main part in the Trilogy is in The Two Towers where the Ents take down Sauruman the white at Isenguard. This is done quite easily since his land is emptied and his army has gone to Helms Deep to slaughter the men of Rohan.

With a surprise attack, and the encouraging help of the two hobbits Merry and Pippin, Isenguard is taken down with ease.

"Now we must decide if the Ents are going to WAR!"

by Frodo Bag Feet January 3, 2005

treebeard texting

Texting single words with long pauses in between each word, effectively mimicking the tardiloquent speaking style of an ent from The Lord of the Rings.

Treebeard texting:

Me: "Want to come over at three?"
Treebeard: "..."
Treebeard: "I..."
Treebeard: "AM..."
Treebeard: "NO..."
Treebeard: "T R E E"
Me: "K nvm"

by whatisbestinlife March 10, 2014

treebort

Another name for a hoser. A cross between a tree and a seabort.

Man did you see Trevor today? He is such a treebort.

by Derdle March 11, 2017

Treebird

A treebird is a prostitute who sleeps only with lumberjacks.

Malinda is such a treebird, when she takes off her clothes saw dust falls out.

by Paddy McGinty January 27, 2017

Treebortion

When you have an abortion and the child would have grown up into a treebort.

Doctor: I'm sorry bother you, but we just found out that the abortion you just had turned out to be a treebortion!
Mother: Thank heavens!

by Derdle June 14, 2017

treebeard

the act of giving head to a 40 year old man who has never shaven and has died his pubes green just after running a marathon

My boss gave me a treebeard after finishing the boston marathon

by mandingofriend June 13, 2011