Tree-tard 

A degrading or endearing term for lumberjacks and foresters, usually directed towards students who know way too much about dendrology

"Hey, look at all the tree-tards walking to lumberjack class"

Tree-tard by TimberJack26 September 11, 2023

treetard 

as retard but bigger and thicker

my sisters so stupid shes gone beyond being a retard, shes a treetard

treetard by Andrew Collinson March 28, 2008

treetard 

A retard who loves trees (tree hugger)

The treetard loves his vegetables

treetard by Republican Nazi July 24, 2003

treetarded

Schmoking the schtickey ickey (aka trees) to the point when retardedness sets in. Getting suuuper stoned, or lit, or blazed, or high off marijuana.

'yo meng after that fourf blizzey last night i was treetarded...!'

treetarded by uno suave gato November 22, 2006

treetard 

Low intellect tree removal worker.
Graduated high school by the skin of his teeth.

"Oh, Golly sue, This branch needs to be trimmed. Better call a treetard"

treetard by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

treetard jeremy 

A RETARDED human being that needs metal help, and drives people insane. He doesn’t make sense, and doesn’t speak proper english

Treetard Jeremy need to get a LOT of metal help.

treetard jeremy by Treetard Jeremy November 30, 2019

treetard 

A Retard who dosn't move, thus appearing to be a tree.

Bob: Hey Frank you're a retard, Do you mind if I use you as an example?
Frank: Sure, go ahead
Bob: OK Then, Dont move
Frank: OK Bob
Bob: What A Treetard

treetard by -SaintAnton- January 2, 2008