tree bark 

street for LSD

Yo, I'm trippin' off that tree bark.

tree bark by James Marzec+ April 23, 2009

tree bark 

an extremely hairy and rough vagina. to the point where it's almost as if you are touching tree bark

i was fuckin this bitch, i stopped halfway through, her tree bark was too much.

tree bark by chunkography January 6, 2009

Tree bark 

Emily

Tree bark Loves weird movies music and no one in the world enjoys a good book tho.. if you’re feeling antisocial and full of sarcasm you might be an Emily or Tree bark…

“I hate Timmy” says only tree barks and Emily’s

Tree bark by anonymous August 5, 2023

Tree bark 

Emily

Tree bark Loves weird movies music and no one in the world enjoys a good book tho.. if you’re feeling antisocial and full of sarcasm you might also be an Emily…

“I hate Timmy” says only an Tree Bark

Tree bark by anonymous August 5, 2023

Tree bark Donut 

When you go to 7-11 and buy whatever donut looks good.

"Oh darn I purchased a Tree bark Donut."

"This donut tastes like tree bark."

Tree bark Donut by Ricky Dump March 1, 2009

we are tighter than bark on a tree

When you are as close to something as bark on a tree. Usually used to get someone to do something.

Girl: wanna go on a date
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay

we are tighter than bark on a tree by Gninja237 June 18, 2017

Bark up a tree 

It means talking incessantly and or to anyone and anything, e.g. girls/guysbwho don't reply, celebrities (via social media) who don't even know if your existence.
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"That guy never stops talking. He could bark up a tree."

Original coinage:

*replies to 5 story posts with paragraphs, receives only an emoji reaction*
"I could bark up a tree *country accent*"

Bark up a tree by Prajna_Disciple May 5, 2024