Tree semen 

noun, tree sap or insect honeydew, secreted by insect colonies living in branches. Commonly found on cars parked under a large trees. The liquid is sticky and difficult to remove, residuals are white in colour and can damage paint work when dried. Removal becomes increasingly difficult as the tree semen dries up.

Shit man, that tree tried to inseminate my Bimmer last night, I got effing tree semen all over the bonnet, windscreen and doors.

Tree semen by Chrisanthynum July 27, 2010

semen tree 

Another name for the Bradford Pear, and ornamental pear tree. Characterized by greenish-white flowers which smell like a cross between old semen, dirty vagina, and rotting fried shrimp. Common throughout the South, these trees are pleasantly located near eateries and other fine establishments.

Oh darn, there goes my appetite, for the semen trees in front of the South Campus Dining Hall are in bloom.

semen tree by tomatoboy April 7, 2005

semen tree 

Also known as "Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer" trees (or ornamental pear trees). They smell like jizz, especially when in bloom. People plant them all the time around the Bay Area. Yay. Let's make the whole neighborhood smell like used sex rags. Nice one.

"Oh, great. The google parking lot is encircled with semen trees".

semen tree by Torsky March 10, 2008

treesment 

treesment synonym: treasment; noun; a conservation easement to protect specimen trees, whereby owners of important trees, voluntarily encumber their land with a promise that runs with the land, to protect and preserve the tree for its naturally aesthetic lifetime, in exchange for a proportional reduction in their property taxes equal to the value of the tree and associated land to the drip line.

To assure that future generations may enjoy the magnificence of the Copper and American Beech trees on Bellevue Avenue in Newport, RI, specimen tree owners, the Newport tree warden, Newport Tree Society representatives, Newport taxing authorities, and Newport taxpayers who underwrite the cost, created, implemented, and recorded the first known treesment, which encumbrance runs with the property and protects the tree for its natural aesthetic lifetime.

treesment by tautog October 13, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016