treesment 

treesment synonym: treasment; noun; a conservation easement to protect specimen trees, whereby owners of important trees, voluntarily encumber their land with a promise that runs with the land, to protect and preserve the tree for its naturally aesthetic lifetime, in exchange for a proportional reduction in their property taxes equal to the value of the tree and associated land to the drip line.

To assure that future generations may enjoy the magnificence of the Copper and American Beech trees on Bellevue Avenue in Newport, RI, specimen tree owners, the Newport tree warden, Newport Tree Society representatives, Newport taxing authorities, and Newport taxpayers who underwrite the cost, created, implemented, and recorded the first known treesment, which encumbrance runs with the property and protects the tree for its natural aesthetic lifetime.

treesment by tautog October 13, 2018

Bowling Ball Treatment 

Thumb in the front and two in the back.

"Her ass is so worn out that in order to finger her I had to give her the bowling ball treatment."

Bowling Ball Treatment by Dictionary DuChie July 17, 2012

The Sankey Treatment

The act of leaving your teacher or boss in a zoom call for at least 5 minutes on their own at the start of a meeting.

Named after Sankey Diagrams, an extremely confusing form of graph with lots of twists and turns... to delay the inevitable.

Let's give our english teacher The Sankey Treatment today...

The Sankey Treatment by BetaNerd August 30, 2020

Arizonan Treatment 

The act of taking a sample of cactus and inserting into your anus and clenching your ass cheeks. In result, it makes many different holes so more air flow through the anus so your anus is stretchier and can be more versatile during anal sex/play.

Rob: Word on street says you had an Arizonan Treatment?
Alfonso: I had to do it so Michelangelo wouldn't leave me!

Arizonan Treatment by Arizonan Treatment September 20, 2013

3017 Treatment 

To finish something to completion without straying. To turn away other options in order to fully enjoy one item and gain the most out of it until there is nothing left.

This can refer to anything from electing to use one salad dressing until it is used up in lieu of opening up the other bottles in the fridge to referencing the idea of not starting any other books until you have finished the one you are busy with.

This term is used most often in traditional wet shaving forums where it references the use of one single shaving puck to completion before starting the next. This is a strategy most often employed by users who have accumulated so much stock of varying products that the daily choice of which item to use can become a burden and could detract from their ability to truly appreciate any single item.

Dr. Gold realized that he had accumulated too many soaps, so he decided to give his stock the 3017 Treatment by finishing one soap at a time before moving on to the next.

3017 Treatment by InspiringK January 7, 2014

illmatic treatment 

Nas debut album "Illmatic" is considered the greatest hip hop album of all time...Consequently, all his work after that is always matched up to it....The "illmatic treatment" is when you take an artist album and you compare it to their debut album.

Did you hear Jay Z's album "Kingdom Come"?

Yea i heard it, but im gonna have to give him the illmatic treatment..Kingdom Come was nothing like Reasonable Doubt

illmatic treatment by rashean September 14, 2007

mushroom treatment 

Defined as the act of your upper level management not telling you what you need to know, and anything they do tell you is not true.

The meeting today sure was giving us the mushroom treatment. They have kept us in the dark about what is going on and they keep feeding us a lot of shit!

mushroom treatment by Lee Veasey October 10, 2005