tree hump

When a male or female, out of loneliness humps a tree in public while everyone is watching.

Girl: He looks lonely.

Girl 2: Good thing he's tree humping

tree hump by Funbutter April 17, 2014

Tree Hump

The act in which one spouse humps a tree whilst the opposing spouse watching as they do it preferably with a camera.

Me: I'm sorry tree....
Tree:Just Tree hump me and get it over with
*10 minutes later*
Me:HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A GIRL
Tree:Please stop... ;-;

Tree Hump by CoreyTech February 2, 2018

tree-humper 

1. (noun); one who is attracted to trees in setead of people - also see natosexual
2. (adj); wanting to protect nature so much that they will go to all extremes to protect it
3. (vrb); tree-hump: to hump a tree, but more likely just as a joke.

1. "Hey look at that chick, she's hot."
"I dunno."
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Well you must be a tree-humper."

2. "I'm gonna pick that leaf off the tree."
"Hey, no! That's bad for the tree."
"It's only one leaf."
"But still! It could damage the tree in ways you couldn't possibly imagine!"
"Don't be a tree-humper."

3. "Hey guys. Look at this! I'm a tree-humper."
*humps tree*
"Hahaha! Very funny!"

tree-humper by Kamikaze Watermelon December 17, 2008

Tree humper 

1. An over enthusiastic enviormentalist. The nature equivalent of a PETA member.
2. A person who refuses to leave their sitting spot near, under, or by a tree of some kind.

1. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M A TREE HUMPER?! JUST SET THE PAPER DOWN AND NOBODY GETS HURT!"
2. "Guys, I don't to go downtown...I'm fine here! -is dragged away from tree-"

Tree humper by Angelxa November 17, 2006

Tree Humping

The act of Humping a tree. This can be through a sexual desire or an act of dominating the tree

Levi was feeling horny, so he involved himself in a session of Tree Humping.

Tree Humping by MrHeichou December 14, 2014