Trash Salad

Make hay while the dumpster fire burns! The art of making the best of what life throws at you and goldmining a bad situation. Often served with croutons and a side of gravy.
When life gives you lemons put on your big girl panties, put your hair in a braid and serve up a tasty trash salad with a cherry on top, because adulting. Now go treat yo’self...
by Bread&Bondage April 24, 2020
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Trash Salad

A salad which consists of only a head of lettuce (sometimes with ranch dressing dolloped on top, and/or bacon bits). Normally consumed by hand, without the use of utensils.
datrashmaaan eats his trash salad with pocket bacon and booster pack ranch
by horsenamedfriday July 02, 2025
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