trash picker 

A person who picks things out of the trash in the hopes of making it work again.

Hey, look at that TV, I'm going to fix it.

But you have 7 TVs already.

But this one is free.

You're such a trash picker

trash picker by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004

trash picker 

Someone who picks through your trash and sells it on ebay, at the flea market, or at the scrap metal yard.
Usually drives a 1970's-ish rusted out Dodge pickup truck. Their main form of income is usually from working at the carnival.

You can usually tell you've been hit, by the garbage strewn about your front yard.

See also ebayer and ebay

The next time that ebayer gets into my trash, I'm going to put a cap in it's ass!

Look at that ebayer picking through the trash... they're even eating it... wait... that's not an ebayer, that's a skunk... no wonder why I confused them... they both smell alike!

trash picker by Flubba bubba February 23, 2005

Trash Picker Upper 

A technical term for a mechanical device that picks up trash for free beer.

Person 1: “I even have a trash picker upper for the garbage around the lake!”

Person 2: “Is trash picker upper a technical term?”

Person 1: *creates urban dictionary definition to provide knowledge upon the world*

Trash Picker Upper by DaveFaveDave December 10, 2021

Trash Pickel

Someone or something that is worthless but takes up space.

You who is that smelly kid eating his arm over there, “yea he’s a trash pickel”.

Trash Pickel by r.e.l.y.t October 4, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019