Transgender Daughter 

Transgender Daughter

A beautiful young woman with a violet aura and is always a miracle wrapped in a genuineness as warm ans comforting as the blanket the nurse wraps her in before handing her to you the first time she's ever held in this world. And you see a future where this miracle of a dream, that medical science said you we would never be able to experience. But a transgender daughter is so resilient, and so strong that her light had to shine, and as you hold her and she shows her character and joy of life by not crying as a baby does but instead grabs your finger and looks at you and starts to coo and blow bubbles. You see an entire lifetime, from that first sonar image of a little "peanut", and everyday grows more beautiful, more amazing, more your everything, you hear her say goodnight as you have once again just finished reading her favorite book about a little red caboose, and you see a lifetime of love and finally that moment before she drifts off to sleep and you ask that nightly question, "what do you always remember?" She instantly smiles cause she knows that the answer really truly means that you love her more than anything.

My Transgender Daughter was born a cis boy but has become the world's most beautiful woman.

Transgender Daughter by stupid_is_me369 April 15, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012