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Trainperv

An individual, usually an older man, who uses the table seating arrangements on trains as an opportunity to strike up conversations with younger women who are seated opposite.
I’d rather have an airline seat…at least I won’t get stuck with a random trainperv
by Scouse Dave January 11, 2022
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Pokemon Trainer Red

the strongest pokemon trainer in the world with his level 88 Pikachu and his level 84 Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur, level 82 Snorlax and a level 80 Lapras. he is undefeated and all Gold and Cynthia fanboys/girls can go fuck themselves.
Pokemon Trainer Gold: You've come to the wrong region motherfucker.
Pokemon Trainer Red: LOL, that's cute.
by RedJ February 27, 2015
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beta trainer

Usually hired by busy celebrities, a beta trainer will train beta fish so that their owners can save the time. A beta can not be trained to live forever.
"Who's that fox that's staying with Will and Jada?"

"Oh, she's their new beta trainer."
by Frances Winwar January 17, 2012
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Holy Trainer

A device like a dick cage but worse. Used as a BDSM type of Toy, The male's shaft is coated in hard plastic, & upon getting a boner, the penis will simply fill the trainer.
"Wife just locked me in a Holy Trainer. What do?"
by AkatsukiSwag May 31, 2015
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athletic trainer

n.

1) an exhausted health care professional that despite the name, does not train athletes.
2) part psychologist, part first aider, part hydration technician, part relationship counselor, part physical therapist...this individual is trained to do it all...for the athletes.
3) Someone that is used to working all weekends and holidays, which accumulates to working a 68 hour work week.
athletic trainers have the best seats in the house during athletic events, but there's a whole lot of work that goes into that seat.
by atc December 16, 2005
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Personal Trainer

A person who can't reach the qualifications to become a gym teacher.

Those who can't - teach! Those who can't teach, teach gym. Those who can't teach gym become personal trainers.
by Baudelaire August 21, 2013
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dolphin trainer

The profession a guy tells a prospective mate or sexual encounter to impress her and endear himslf or get laid particularly if his real job is minimum wage shit...

Fighter Pilot is also suitable stand in!
Female - "so what do you do for a living"
Guy (who is actually a janitor) - "I'm a dolphin trainer"
Female - "AWWWW that is so sweet"
Guy - "Yeah just love those little guys".."wanna come back to my place"

Never fails......
by Drew Dunstone May 18, 2007
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