A combination of fruits, nuts, and granolas, often pertaining to a group of people of the Californian-variety. Also applicable to supporters of Bernie Sanders, people from Portland, and English majors who just returned from their first trip abroad.
Trail Mix also includes hipsters, vegans, cry bullies, environmentalists, baristas, art majors, tree huggers, liberals, flamers, flower children, and anyone who has ever been to Burning Man.
Trail Mix also includes hipsters, vegans, cry bullies, environmentalists, baristas, art majors, tree huggers, liberals, flamers, flower children, and anyone who has ever been to Burning Man.
Oh look… hypocritical Trail Mix are throwing rocks and eggs at families leaving a Trump rally while preaching that everyone should just get along.
I can only handle California in small doses… the Trail Mix is completely overwhelming. At least in Texas, the Trail Mix is mostly confined to Austin.
At first, I thought I was in the hood, but then realized that these rundown houses were all rented by white Trail Mix who make shitty jewelry and sell vinyl for a living.
I can only handle California in small doses… the Trail Mix is completely overwhelming. At least in Texas, the Trail Mix is mostly confined to Austin.
At first, I thought I was in the hood, but then realized that these rundown houses were all rented by white Trail Mix who make shitty jewelry and sell vinyl for a living.
by Puttin On The Foil June 16, 2016
M and M's with obstacles
by Jaxon's PP November 08, 2019
by Route8Drifter June 04, 2017
by Queen._.deja29 June 13, 2021
The act or process of secreting a combination of blood, urine, and semen from any one oriface by means of spontanious paristaltic contraction.
The first recorded instance of Trail Mixing was Performed by St Anthony the Great in the year 350. After spending a week in the desert in uninterrupted prayer, he miraculously Trail Mixed on the seventh day by divine command. This is also the only recorded instance of spontanious Trail Mix without stimulus in the history of mankind, although there have been stone age cave heiroglyphs depicting acts beleived by some historians to be of relation to a primitive form of Trail Mixing.
The term originates from the latin root "Nutus" which means semen. Nuts are always a primary ingredient in trail mix, as nut is always a primary ingredient in "Trail Mix".
The first recorded instance of Trail Mixing was Performed by St Anthony the Great in the year 350. After spending a week in the desert in uninterrupted prayer, he miraculously Trail Mixed on the seventh day by divine command. This is also the only recorded instance of spontanious Trail Mix without stimulus in the history of mankind, although there have been stone age cave heiroglyphs depicting acts beleived by some historians to be of relation to a primitive form of Trail Mixing.
The term originates from the latin root "Nutus" which means semen. Nuts are always a primary ingredient in trail mix, as nut is always a primary ingredient in "Trail Mix".
My girlfriend was strokin' my shaft in the car and I closed my eyes and crashed into a brick wall at the exact moment I ejaculated. I pissed my pants in fear and jizzed at the same time the steering wheel hit my eurethra, which caused internal bleeding, and i proceeded to Trail Mix onto the car stereo.
Whilst masterbating to an action figure of Ghandi mounting a zebra, my pen pal dropped a nativity set on my crotchal region and I Trail Mixed onto his wisemen.
Whilst masterbating to an action figure of Ghandi mounting a zebra, my pen pal dropped a nativity set on my crotchal region and I Trail Mixed onto his wisemen.
by Captain Stratusphere September 01, 2010
The action of a male sticking his penis into a woman's vagina, then to her ass, then back to her vagina, and leaving a poo trail on the way.
I was nailing this chick last night, got bored and stuck it in her ass then trail mixed back into her vag...giggity.
by B@lls Deep January 19, 2009
The act of smacking your buddies nuts and then punching him in the anus. Hence the "nuts" and "chooclate" making up "trail mix".
Larry: "Trail mix!"
Tom: "What? AHHH, Dude what was that for?"
Larry: "Had to get me some nuts and chocolate..."
Tom: "Your a jerk, now my sack is aching"
Tom: "What? AHHH, Dude what was that for?"
Larry: "Had to get me some nuts and chocolate..."
Tom: "Your a jerk, now my sack is aching"
by Oldschooljeep48 April 10, 2013