Trail Boss

The Baddest Mutha Fucker On the Hiking Trail.

Get the fuck out the way here comes the trail boss.

by Bitbythewolf February 20, 2023

trail boss

When you fart while walking in front of someone.

You trail bossed me!

or

I was walking behind you and you trail bossed.

by TMo9999 July 19, 2006

Trailboss

Verb: The physical act of taking a dump while in the woods, signifying who is boss of the nearest trail. Usually an awkward, highly discrete process.

Noun: The object left behind after one engages in trailbossing.

I had to emergency trailboss while I was hiking in the woods up north yesterday, it was a little sketchy.

by bearinthewoods December 3, 2009