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The act of dedicating a significant amount of time convincing a girl to come back to your room to hook up, but vomiting onto her moments before it happens. Rather than fuck, the night ends with the girl taking care of your drunk ass.
'I accidentally gave that girl a thanjob last night rather than hook up with her. Obviously, I had to murder her so that no one would know.'
Thanjob by jacuzzjobber March 16, 2010
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Trainjob 

1.) The act of putting someone between the ground and the railroad train-tracks and then having sex with them, otherwise known as "railing someone."

2.) The act of a male rubbing his dick between a woman's boobs in a motion similar to a train.

3.) The act of someone moving over someone in a motion similar to a train whilst having on orgasm.
George Washington: I can't wait to receive my bi-hourly trainjob from Steven Universe
Steven Universe: I'm here George!
George: AHHHHH PWETTY PWEASE RAIL ME STEVEN!!!
Steven: *Proceeds to give trainjob*
Trainjob by h3_ Studios (Hanouzz) December 13, 2023

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026