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Present tense:
Thinking of you while I masturbate to porn.

Past tense:
Thought of you while I masturbated to porn.
Last night I was bored and lonely, and I missed you. So I went on pornhub and I had Toywimtp.
by Taxtm November 14, 2014
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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