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Present tense:
Thinking of you while I masturbate to porn.

Past tense:
Thought of you while I masturbated to porn.
Last night I was bored and lonely, and I missed you. So I went on pornhub and I had Toywimtp.
by Taxtm November 14, 2014
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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