Toxic Nut Syndrome
Toxic Nut Syndrome or TNS for short is something that all men go through every day. It is when a man makes bad decisions based on the fact that he is horny and has not had sex. It creates multiple problems in men's lives starting with but not limited to calling crazy ex gf, booty calls, being a pervert\predator, doing illegal things in order to get sex and much much more. Basically anything that a man wouldn't normally do right after sex.
The cure to this is simple, when you feel the need to be someone other than yourself and do things outside of your comfort zone that you know you should not be doing or that you will regret right after cumming...go masterbate. Beat the meat, wank the Yank, Stroke it out, Milk the lizard, Clean your gun, Give yourself a dirty handshake, Make some custard, Play your trombone. Do whatever it takes to rid yourself of all those deviant thoughts prevailing in the dirty dark corner of your blood deprived mind. After squeezing one out you will feel refreshed and clear minded until your balls start to produce more excess toxic soldiers in which case you'll need to go at it again. Stay sane my friends and don't forget to use lotion.
The cure to this is simple, when you feel the need to be someone other than yourself and do things outside of your comfort zone that you know you should not be doing or that you will regret right after cumming...go masterbate. Beat the meat, wank the Yank, Stroke it out, Milk the lizard, Clean your gun, Give yourself a dirty handshake, Make some custard, Play your trombone. Do whatever it takes to rid yourself of all those deviant thoughts prevailing in the dirty dark corner of your blood deprived mind. After squeezing one out you will feel refreshed and clear minded until your balls start to produce more excess toxic soldiers in which case you'll need to go at it again. Stay sane my friends and don't forget to use lotion.
Hey bro ever since we hired that new secretary I've had TNS for days.
Dude I'm going out on a date tonight! I'm so excited I just can't hide it... literally! O.o wow Kyle the Toxic Nut Syndrome strikes again huh? its alright my man I got some magazines in the bathroom go clear your mind my friend.
Dude I'm going out on a date tonight! I'm so excited I just can't hide it... literally! O.o wow Kyle the Toxic Nut Syndrome strikes again huh? its alright my man I got some magazines in the bathroom go clear your mind my friend.
Toxic Nut Syndrome by Mr.Wolfe January 30, 2019
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