Townes 

townes

The best athlete the world has ever seen. He has no time for women because he is always working out and doing sports. He can beat anybody named case any day of the week and twice on Sunday. he usually is really tall and has a really good sense of humor. He is off the charts smart and just the ideal alpha male.

Every lady wants a townes

Townes by YG D'Squarius judd June 21, 2020

Townes Boat Ride 

The act of sneaking on to someones boat late at night and deficating on the deck or preferably in a stateroom.

I just took a townes boat ride on that canoe over there.

Townes Boat Ride by Mister Campoloz July 6, 2011

Townes Van Zandt

Arguably the best songwriter in country music.
Most famously wrote Pancho and Lefty.

You Are Not Needed Now
Greensboro Woman
Silver Ships of Andilar
Mr. Gold & Mr. Mudd
Heavenly Houseboat Blues

Person : I will stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table and say that Townes Van Zandt is the greates songwriter in history!

Townes: I have met Bob Dylan's bodyguards, and if you think that you're going to stand on his coffee table, you are sadly, sadly mistaken.

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Allison laid an egg on me
And every time I turn around
It's floating through the air above my head
Well, I told Miss Hicks and she said, "Fine,
as long as you're back in your room on time
I'll keep you clean and the girls'll keep you fed."

Townes Van Zandt by AllisonLaidAnEggOnMe November 24, 2009

William Townes 

A very loving caring person,work driven,career oriented, over 6’3 amazing athletes and extremely good looking, usually best dressed and a future D1 athlete

William Townes is a perfect human being

William Townes by Wqlliam November 23, 2021

Millcreek Township 

A township in Erie full of wannabe rich people who think they are everything. People in Millcreek mostly listen to shitty rap music because they think they are thugs. Most every white kid in Millcreek acts black and tries to fight every person they see. Everybody in Millcreek brags about money that they don’t have. Kids in Millcreek act like they live in the hood when their is no crime going on. Everybody in Millcreek would also make fun of you for living in an apartment or even a trailer park.

You know they are from Millcreek Township if they are driving a BMW and thinks it’s a Lamborghini.

Millcreek Township by theguythatlivesineriepa December 9, 2019

tonesha 

Beautiful, outgoing ,successful. People tend to fall in love with" Tonesha" very quickly!

" I'm in love with you Tonesha" or "Tonesha you're very beautiful"

tonesha by 💜💋 December 20, 2016

Burlington Township High School 

The place where the boys gather to rip their nic sticks after every block in D hall.

You know Burlington Township High School has a bunch of ops right?
Yeah, I heard someone got ratted out for tearing down some posters!

Burlington Township High School by Brownridge December 5, 2018